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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

phobias:

mondays

(Source: sleepyblob)

(Source: wizkhaleesi)

noseperiod:

Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport, Warden of the West, and Hand of the King.

noseperiod:

Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport, Warden of the West, and Hand of the King.

(Source: haruspicus)

terahertz:

panzerbjoern:

ruinedchildhood:

when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang 

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When you little shits didn’t shut the fuck up so I can do my fucking job and now we both have to stay longer

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do-not-touch-my-food:

Recipes Inspired By Brownies

(Source: do-not-touch-my-food)

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

dennys:

You’ve heard of chicken of the sea, right? What about the bacon-mermaid of the Breakfast Islands? No? Well, read a book!

dennys:

You’ve heard of chicken of the sea, right? What about the bacon-mermaid of the Breakfast Islands? No? Well, read a book!

bewbin:

bewbin:

I’m here to kick ass and make nice small talk and I’m all out of ass

Lovely weather we’re having

agentlooziana:

kaikaina grif is a gift to us all