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scruffyfrank:

when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching idea

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
gallifrey-feels:

alloverthegaf:

A town in Western Australia broke the record for the largest gathering of people dressed as cows.

*sigh* these are my people

gallifrey-feels:

alloverthegaf:

A town in Western Australia broke the record for the largest gathering of people dressed as cows.

*sigh* these are my people

thief-in-the-dark:

internleland:

wtnvwinchesters:

I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale and burn it to the ground, civilians be damned.

i’ve come to the conclusion sam and dean would drive into night vale and spontaneously combust from being exposed to sexual and racial diversity and women who don’t die within a week

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butterpaint:

lol

  • friend: hey, have you heard-
  • me: t HE NEWS THAT YOU'rE DEAD
  • me: NO ONE EVER H a D MUCH NICE TO S AY
  • me: I THInK THEY NE V ER LIKED YOU AnYW A Y
  • friend:
  • me:
  • friend:
  • me:
  • me: *whispers* if life ain't just a joke then why are we laughing

mistercomb:

cosplay: when you’re afraid that you’re going to be questioned by the passing cop cause you’re outside spray painting costume pieces at 2 am in your pj’s 

pokemon-fans:

My greatest super battle mansion streak yet was ruined by this hip old man

pokemon-fans:

My greatest super battle mansion streak yet was ruined by this hip old man

(Source: teenagenicks)